MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. Crash: Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be kind of a dubious honor. : I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak. Ump: Youre pushing it, buddy. I hook up with one guy a season. Had a gun on him tonight. : I got him! You hit white balls for batting practice. Nuke: Im just Bull Durham was an instant success. Crash sees Nuke struggling to put it on in the clubhouse. I know. Dont think, just throw. How? Annie Savoy : Love Ain't No Triple Play (Bennie Wallace / Dr. John With Bonnie Raitt. Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. Performed by dith Piaf. Nasty work. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice Larry : Also new league records! The American game. Sheesh. Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Hes gotta waste one. Crash: You what? 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Damn, Crash, nice to see you. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Crash: He did know. Crash says he isnt interested in a woman whos interested in a boy like LaLoosh. Her advice isnt exactly traditional. What you need is a curveball.Why its the best: Curveball > Quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Your place or mine? Sold Lady Kenmores. The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.. Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. Crash: We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. These are the ground rules. Crash Davis Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? hit em where they ain't bull durham. You having fun yet? Crash Davis We're dealing with a lot of s. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Ive tried em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball. Annie Savoy, 9. I mean. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Relax. Skip, the manager, tells him they want Crash, a veteran catcher, to mentor bonus baby Ebby LaLoosh, a right-handed pitcher with an arm capable of reaching the majors. His speech was followed by Annie's classic, breathless response: "Oh, my!" She followed after him to the door as he walked out, and pleaded: "Crash, wait! Nope. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: Are you out of your mind? They're your friends. In so many ways, Quote Ambition is a platform that allows people from all over the world to gain the inspiration they need anytime, anywhere! Get close, baby. Its a long season, and you gotta trust it. I want to be exotic, and mysterious!, 12. Ump: Youre outta here!Why its the best: I know, I know. Youre Sears and Roebuck material. So what. Oh, where are you going? Theyre your friends. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. You know what Im saying? 7. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob. Crash Davis, 21. What else is there? We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. Dont think. Nuke: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Well he hasn't seen my heat! Crash: If you believe youre playing well because youre getting laid or because youre not getting laid or because you wear womens underwear, then you are. You got a gift., 21. Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. : Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob.Why its the best: As a member of the press, I can confidently tell you we would think hes a slob, not colorful, if he won 20 in the bigs with fungus-covered shower shoes. : Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? The story is as much a discovery of talent as it is about molding it with practice and guidance. And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash: You know why? : Throw some ground balls. Think classy, you'll be classy. Cmon, right in the chest., Crash Davis: Cmon, Meat. Skip: Because of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. Crash tells Skip the way to get the players attention is to scare em. 1. Bull Durham (1988) is a humorous and intelligent romantic sports comedy-drama about a mediocre Carolina minor leagues baseball team - the Durham Bulls, from first-time director Ron Shelton. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh The records 246. Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Master of None (2015) - S01E08 Old People, The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985) S01E01 One Armed Bandits. Crash Davis He hit the fing bull. Hes throwing well, thanks to Crash, and hes feeling invincible. Hope I can help the ball club. You lollygag your way down to first. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh [Jose nods] And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. Annie Savoy [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin] He did know. : Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. Music by Charles Dumont. Look at that. Fast ball. You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Crash Davis? Crash Davis : She is inspired by Kevin Costners speech about things he believes in. Hit them where they live. Well, f this fing game. Wants to throw a fastball instead of a curve. I actually saw him read a book without pictures once!Why its the best: Mostly, I wanted to mention Max Patkin at least once. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes, and the press will think youre colorful. Hold it like an egg., 4. 'Bull Durham' is a romantic comedy movie from 1988 which tells the story of the minor-league baseball team in Durham, North Carolina. Please? You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. I know. And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. (Long pause) Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Hit 'em where they ain't! Its our game. Guy gets a free steak! This page was last edited on 13 August 2022, at 23:08. Crash: You just spit on me! Each strikes up a romance with Annie (Susan Sarandon), the team's \"mascot\" who takes it upon herself to sleep with a new player every season. Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. : Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Filming & Production : 10 Min Read. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Cmon, right in the chest. : 2 thumbs up from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert for the baseball comedy Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. Is that it? Youre trying to seduce me! Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. But bad trades are part of baseballnow, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake? And, yeah, its so true. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Annie (Susan Sarandon) is attracted to Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) too. And thats OK. Just means Ill have to keep watching them for yearsto make up my mind. Nuke: Good Lord willing Youve got a Hall of Fame arm, but youre pissing it away., Nuke LaLoosh: I aint pissing it away. You can only hurt the ball club., 32. : Larry: New league record! Thinking too much. : Crash Davis Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Annie Savoy, 13. Annie: I think it would be great. Time out! Annie Savoy : Crash Davis Crash Davis Skip: You guys. Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? : The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. She had a ton of quotes in my original list of 79. God! 'Bull Durham' is a romantic comedy movie from 1988 which tells the story of the minor-league baseball team in Durham, North Carolina. The setup: Its wisdom time, from Crash to Nuke. Bull Durham (1988) - Goofs - IMDb Until late in the game, when he wants to throw a curveball, even though Crash is calling for a fastball. CRASH From what I hear you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a slingshot EBBY Don't try me. Crash trots out to the mound, smiling.) MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. 'Course it's boring, that's the point. You having fun yet? The female lead is played by Susan Sarandon, the character is named Annie Savoy, who is going around with Nuke but is attracted to Crash Davis. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Skip: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. Because they dont happen very often. What goes around comes around. you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and youre in Yankee Stadium. Who are you? Think classy and youll be classy. Larry! : I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. July 14, 2014. According to here: The film's name is based on the nickname for Durham, North Carolina, which has been called "Bull Durham" since the 1800s, when W. T. Blackwell and Company named its product "Bull" Durham tobacco, which soon became a well-known trademark. "I. Annie (Sarandon) and Crash Davis work together to help Ebby Calvin Laloosh reach his true potential. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? MORE: What if? Ump: I did not spit on you! The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) Why do you get to choose? EBBY I'd kill ya. : Manage Settings Nuke: I aint pissing it away. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. I mean, its all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. 35. Larry The setup: After LaLoosh challenged Crash to a fight, then missed him by a mile with a baseball, then got slugged in the jaw, Crash introduces himself. He could go all the way. What the fuck is that? Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Nuke: Whys he always calling me Meat? You lollygag your way down to first. If Im being honest, I dont have one favorite baseball movie. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up. Annie Savoy, 4. Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Instead, it gives us a taste of all the aspects of baseball, from the training, the struggles, the conflicts, and even the groupies! Crash: Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. Someone else carries your bags. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball. Crash: Hows Annie? Crash Davis Fear and ignorance. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. [exasperated] The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. Youre going to have to know them. Annie wants Crash to know shes done a little research on him (which was tougher in those pre-internet days). Lots happen on those long bus trips in the minors. And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. Crash: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Besides that, theyre fascist. The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh? Throw it. Clubhouse reporter You got a gift. The setup: In the throes of passion, Annie calls Nuke by Crashs name. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Who's he plays for?. [softly, infuriated] 1. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. Crash Davis If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him? Larry: Eight and 16. It's not whether you win or lose. hit em where they ain't bull durham. Strikeouts are boring! And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. Annie Savoy Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. The American game. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. What you need is a curveball., 11. Relax. Nuke: Yeah, maybe youre right.Why its the best: Even when shes in the wrong, Annie knows what to say. Larry The setup: After an awful start to the season, Crashs influence and a man-made rain delay to give the team a much-needed break turns the squad around, and theyre playing great baseball. Crash Davis She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. Annie: I looked up your records. Ebert called Bull Durham one of t. : Annie, voiceover: For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.Why its the best: Because baseball, played at its highest level, should be played with joy and verve and poetry. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Crash Davis The setup: Crash walks into the Durham managers office for the first time. : Annie: Honey, would you rather I be making love to him using your name or making love to youusing his name. Skip Riggins: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. Crash Davis Your hayseed. Big clubs got 100 grand in him. Larry: Lollygaggers. Annie: OK.Why its the best: BECAUSE ANNIE MENTIONS THE SPORTING NEWS! Crash Davis Love Ain't No Triple Play. Released by Capitol Records in 1988 (CDP 7 90586 2) containing music from Bull Durham (1988). Relax. Quick bat, quick bat. Throw that weak-ass shit again. Beats the hell out of working at Sears. Crash, to the bat boy: Give me a rag. It can only hurt the ballclub. Crash: Im too old for this s. Millie: Well, he fs like he pitches, sort of all over the place.Why its the best: Honest, accurate assessment. I believe in the Church of Baseball. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. : Crash: Things will work out.Why its the best: If we were just ranking the most iconic scenes/moments, this would be an easy No. A movie about America's other favorite pastime. I can expand their minds. Annie Savoy, 8. Yeah? From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. Its time to work on your interviews., Nuke LaLoosh: My interviews? Annie: What do you believe in, then? Nuke: I want to bring the heater. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Thanks. Crash Davis Baby ducks are cute, I hate cute! The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! : Think about that for a while. : Lord Alfred Tennyson, Rudyard Kipling and Will Rogers endorsed the product. : As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Bull Durham animated GIFs to your conversations. You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. One more. 8. Oh my. 40 Major League Quotes on Baseball and Teamwork, 50 A League of Their Own Quotes on Resolve & Courage, 30 The Iron Giant Quotes on Friendship & Self-Determination. Its intense, with colorful language were going to censor even a bit more than usual, because, well, its intense. How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous?, 28. A couple of weeks ago, I ranked the top 30 quotes from "Major League," on the 30th anniversary of that classics release. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. It's our game, the American game. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. The hitter watches the homer hit the bull beyond the right-field fence, which annoys Crash. Bring me the gas, kid. If you wanna make it to the bigs, you'll listen to me. Willie Keeler Quotes. 15. Annie Savoy The setup: Nuke comes to the pool hall to tell Crash great news hes been called up to the majors! ESPN.com - Page2 - 'Bull Durham' in reel life : : LaLoosh: Id kill you. Yup. Crash: Are you out of your mind? What do I got to do? Skip: He struck out 18. Annie: All right, honey. I was in the show for 21 days once. Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt., Crash Davis: Christ! There he tutors a young, dim-witted pitching prodigy, Nuke LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) in the ways of baseball, life, and love. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. : Crash Davis And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? Think classy, you'll be classy.. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh . Just brilliant script writing. Crash: You got something to write with? I may never settle on one. Come on, dazzle me. [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! And the way he laughs at himself after telling the bat boy to shut up cracks me up every time. CRASH Throw it. C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit! Annie, voiceover: Ive tried them all, I really have. And if you know "Bull Durham" well, you probably immediately recognized 37 as the uniform number for Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. And dont forget to check out these Field of Dreams quotes and baseball quotes. : You know what that makes you? 19. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Crash: Of course its boring. : I was somewhat disappointed to read that Washington Nationals Manager Matt Williams attributed the quote "Hit 'em where they ain't" to Susan Sarandon in the movie "Bull Durham . Crash: No, just no. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. 'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one. Larry, the pitching coach, jogs out to see whats happening. Nuke: I knew it. Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. : It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. Some days, Id say its "Major League." Annie: Fine. You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Why are you shaking me off? Its our game. Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Yeah, I was in the show. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there. The setup: Theres a play at the plate. That's the secret. Crash Davis Written and Performed by Bennie Wallace / Dr. John (as Mac "Dr. John" Rabennack) Non, je ne Regrette rien. Crash: I didnt miss him! Nuke LaLoosh: I love winning, man! [Mechanized bull noises in background] These Bull Durham quotes will speak to the hearts and souls of all baseball fans! Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. [Gets in Crash's face] You're a cocksucker. Charlie, here comes the deuce. (Pitcher throws at Crashs head) It's arrogance not 'ignorance. Get out of your fing head. Throw it. You're smart, professional. Crash Davis : You got a gift. We need a live is it a live rooster? Uh, it's like pheromones. : Youve got him. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. Larry: I remember that. : If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. | Bring me the gas. In 1898, James B. Duke purchased the company and renamed it the American Tobacco Company. Crash Davis Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? He could go all the way.. Crash Davis Throw that shit again, Meat. Another player: Theyre really, hot, huh?Why its the best: Crash tells these guys about the dream, and that horny bastards only response is the girls are hot, huh? Sheesh. Crash Davis You lollygag your way down to first. Good night. The setup: Crash has reported to the Durham Bulls, but hes not sure why hes there. Crash Davis In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! : Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy.
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